“He looked rather flushed when he arrived but relieved when we managed to get the toilet seat off him.
“He had been drinking and had been playing a game to see what items could fit over his head.
“He managed to do just that with the toilet seat, but it got stuck around his body.
“He was a bit worse for wear, but we used our cutting equipment to get it off.
After his release he was so pleased he gave one of our firemen a big kiss.
“He took the loo seat home with him as a memento.”
Makes me glad not to be a fireman, although I certainly ran into many just as...interesting... situations during my time working in the Emergency Dept.