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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Overheard at work

Tinkerbell: "It's no problem. I have to get up that early to walk the dog anyway. I usually come in at 5am."

Nubile Young English Intern: "Oh, aren't you afraid to be out walking that early? It's still dark and scary. Do you carry some pepper spray?"

Tinkerbell: "No, I have a .38."

NYEI: "You have a gun??!!!"

Her expression was priceless.
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  1. KurtPMarch 24, 2011

    I can just hear the conversation at the dinner table:
    "She carries a GUN!!"
    *What kind?*
    "she called it a.....38!"
    *Oh, a revolver."

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  2. bluesunMarch 24, 2011

    I wonder if you could make a specialty round that has Capsaicin in it, like those birdshot rounds, so the receiving end gets a nice sting and a nice burn. Then you could call it pepper spray, sort of.

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