Unconventional Carry Law on Arkansas Campuses

We have to think outside of the box. Just because we aren't allow to carry concealed weapons on campus, that does not mean we need be defenseless. A vial of Botulinum A toxin and a syringe would work wonders. Vercuronium or succinylcholine could come in handy as well. I mean we just have to concentrate the solution and a quick little jab would do the trick. Or for that matter, just mix the concentrated vercuronium with a little vaseline and smear the doorknob.