Story from E.R.

While working with one our fellows, we started exchanging stories about working in emergency departments. He said that he was moonlighting one evening and was approaching the end of his shift when a lady was admitted with a abscess on her labium. He said he was debating whether to leave her to the on coming physician, or do the right thing and do the I+D. The job was not an easy one, as the lady was quite large, as was the abscess. Finally, after draining the abscess the lady started moaning " Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus." Our dear doc said "Jesus has nothing to do with it. My name is Mouhommad."