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Tuesday, November 22, 2011
You can't leave them alone for a second
You know what's worse than hearing a huge crash from upstairs and, just as your foot hits the landing, hearing a little voice shout, "It's ok, Mom, you don't have to come up here."?
Ah, they're babies, they'd enjoy that too. At that age helping Mommy and running the vacuum is fun. I hope she vacuums off their heads before she sticks them in the tub. IIRC that stuff turns to paste.
"It's like a snowman puked all over my living room."
ReplyDeleteI'd have to kill someone if I ended up saying that.
There's a reason kids are so cute...
ReplyDelete...And it's time those cute kids learn what a vacuum cleaner is for...
ReplyDeleteAh, they're babies, they'd enjoy that too. At that age helping Mommy and running the vacuum is fun. I hope she vacuums off their heads before she sticks them in the tub. IIRC that stuff turns to paste.
ReplyDelete"What's the matter, Mommy?" is priceless!
ReplyDeleteI keep imagining her face when he asked.
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